my words (almost) exactly!

"The iPhone Antenna Song" - Lyrics by Jonathan Mann

here's an awful lot of hoopla
around the iphone 4 antenna
when you grip it with the death grip
and you're call slips away

the media loves a failure
in a string of success
the facts won't ever matter
if they can make bigger messes

sure i can make it happen
but in terms of daily usage
i've yet to drop a call
so this whole damn thing is stupid

and you can call me a fanboy
i've been called worse things
but gizmodo just ridiculous
pulling their anti-apple strings

you bought a stolen prototype
get over it and move on
or hey even better
let's all sing this song

Grab a download of "The iPhone Antenna Song" by Jonathan Mann here.

Apple's explanations:

Video of the press conference, so you don't have to hear that dishonest, negative crap from competitors bent on Apple's demise. Plus, it's always better to hear it from the horses mouth.

and

antenna